I live with a mental patient.

November 9, 2009 lordbuttercup

My name is Lord Buttercup and I’m the Internet’s bitchiest kitten. I had hoped my debut blog would be a devastating laceration of something. Alas, the mental patient  has decided it’s time for her walk.

Being a cat, I have no say in her comings and goings, but rest assured I will repay this abandonment thoroughly. With my debut blog cut short, I’ll be left to ply my trade as avant garde interior designer. Tip #1: if you didn’t think plucking your carpet to reveal patches of concrete throughout your apartment was a hot look, think again.

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